3 August 2001

"The Big Sleep" edition
  • "You're not very tall, are you?": U.S. man to amputate legs with homemade guillotine on Web broadcast.
  • "Not bad looking. Oh you probably know it.": Gore prepares his re-entry into politics and grows a beard while in Europe.
  • "You're made to order for the rap.": London car bomb attributed to Real IRA guerrillas.
  • "I've got some cold meats set out that might interest ya.": New Orleans subsidizes housing and health care for regional jazz musicians.
  • "Kissing is all right. It's nice. I'd like to do more of it.": 25,000 people have now paid RealNetworks for BigBrother 2 streams.
  • "Would you happen to have a Ben-Hur 1860?": Watch "Shane" with Woody Allen before his new movie comes out.
  • "I'm getting cuter every minute.": George Harrison's dying fabricated by editor at news agency.
  • "How do you like your brandy sir? In a glass.": Generic Prozac debuts; America rejoice!
  • "You're beginning to interest me. Vaguely.": Europeans correctly regard Americans as work maniacs.
  • "Well, so long copper. Wish me luck. I got a raw deal.": Interesting photo essay of the L.A. River.