3 March 2003

New York's currently: roasting the blues away

The United States has no intention of determining the precise form of Iraq's new government. Undeterred by Turkey's pass on hosting troops, though a little excited about its offer to vote again, Bush refuses to talk about Iraq's disarming, only about disarming Iraq.

Bush authorizes deputies to begin planning the 2004 campaign.

Cute dead guys of the week.

Broadway musicians to strike on Friday if deal isn't struck with producers, over mandatory minimums, of a sort.

David Sedaris has a chef with a rubber hand.

The odd beauty of Stove Burners.

Obviously you know how to hail an on-duty cab, but can you pinch an off-duty?

Run the show with Yamamoto's Spring collection for women.

Arguing for a Robert Moses of our time, by a VP of the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation.

Code Orange fashion: Duct-tape prom dresses are popular.

11 Manhattan hotels under $200.

Under previous jobs held, the respondent answered President of the United States. Bill Clinton tapped for jury duty.

Short bit on transforming a Brooklyn icehouse into environmentally-friendly lofts.

FAQ on eyebrow grooming for men.

The Museum of Unnatural Mystery.

Among its other accomplishments, Laurel Canyon is to be congratulated for addressing the ever-topical question of whether, why, and, above all, where you should have sex with your mother-in-law-to-be. Lane on Laurel Canyon and Irreversible.