3 May 2005
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: exactly 20 minutes late for a week
Congress readies legislation to limit illegal immigrants: no driver's licenses, more proof for asylum, completed border fence.
Pentagon confirms protracted Iraq troop deployments will reduce its ability to respond to conflict, either at home or abroad.
Lynndie England pleads guilty, but is only allowed to once she changed her reason from direct order to peer pressure.
Study claims those who go to church have above-average health and lower rate of illness--and that those who use religion to cope with illness don't fare as well.
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Dyes in spices imported into the U.K. may cause cancer.
The U.S. is still no better prepared against nuclear terrorism than it was when John Kerry and George Bush stumped about it.
NYC plans major rezoning of Williamsburg-Greenpoint waterfront, throws around "esplanade" quite a bit.
Signs of the times: opera of 1984 set to premiere in London; plague of locusts attack.
Building wall collapses into Brooklyn bodega, killing one and injuring six.
Gallery of sitcom-house blueprints.
Scientists say parents don't like their ugly kids.
Man finds finger in frozen custard, no really, this time it's true. Most likely.
Thirty years later, Springsteen is no longer a musician. He's a belief system. Bruce Springsteen, bullshitter.
New York bouncer blogs about getting stabbed, other job headaches from beside the velvet rope.
MP3s: Primal Scream's brilliant Screamdelica album, remixed.
