3 May 2011: Afternoon By The Morning News — 03 May 2011 Bin Laden's DNA match most likely from a parent or child to meet 99.9% accuracy. Great hideout, would use again. Bin Laden's compound receives mostly bum reviews. Times drops honorific for bin Laden. Op: If Pakistan's military intelligence is mildly competent, bin Laden was being protected by some officials. Zadari: We did our part in capturing bin Laden; we are united against terrorists. Saga of Russian supermodel who jumped to death, and the filmmaker who wanted to know why. Fascinating on many levels: How to rob a bank. Mexicans work longest hours in the world; Belgians work the least. Op: The best news for Democrats is that the opposition still hasn't found its Clinton. The live updating stream of thought and reaction is here to stay, and it will become more prevalent rather than less. In a perfect world: Circles are easier to cut with scissors. Video: Ferrell shaves Conan, Kimmel collects clips of newscasters saying Obama instead of Osama. Pictures of many and varied old sad things. Maud Newton interviews Emma Forrest, author of a memoir about what it's like when your therapist dies. Life and death of Yuri Gagarin annotated, contested, fought over by scholars.