3 October 2006 By The Morning News — 03 Oct 2006 When medication is approved for different uses overseas than in the U.S., pharma websites change their pitch. North Korea states it will conduct a nuclear test "in the future." Because there's no way this will get on your nerves: introducing cell phone alarms. Symphony audiences can't remember to turn off their cell phones before a performance, nor how to make them ring when phones are the performance. The bar against promoting obscene devices has been found in other court cases not to infringe on a right to use obscene devices at home. Supreme Court won't challenge Texas's questionable logic. The last rabbi standing in Baghdad celebrates Yom Kippur. Bloggers versus high school students in the SAT Challenge. "I'm Feeling Lucky" button now purely symbolic. Beatty listened and then broke in: "Hey, she doesn't have gall bladder problems; she should be tested for hypoglycemia." Warren Beatty, postgraduate hypochondriac. That the actual "fight club" was a group of kids with boxing gloves will not bar Fight Club from repeat reference. Fortune's 50 Most Potent Threats to Masculinity. Iran commemorates the Iran-Iraq War by letting gamers blow up American tankers. Republican strategists say Foley's online flirting may cost them control of the House in November; if not, they reserve the right to scapegoat Hastert. And since the GOP's fan base comprises soccer moms and conservative Christians, Republicans have reason for concern. Foley could end up being prosecuted under laws he helped enact as co-chairman of the House caucus on Missing and Exploited Children. Following yesterday's gruesome Amish schoolhouse murders, schools across the country brace for copycat killings. Lawmakers accuse creator of "Cocaine" drink--which has 350% more caffeine than Red Bull--of either ignorance or greed; he admits it's the latter.
