30 April 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: self-important
Israel bars U.N. mission to Jenin, arguing terms haven't been met for fair review.
Israel begins gradual pull-out of Hebron, last of the West Bank's population centers to be invaded.
Academic argues for intergenerational sex, gets widely panned, Missouri votes to cut $100K from his university.
Upper East Side construction gangs brawl with pipes, bricks, and axe handles, no zip guns mentioned.
Tony Blair faces greatest hurdle of career: inviting feuding, powerless Brits to dinner.
New Orleans faces grave consequences from flooding, huge bills to stave off devastation.
Sotheby's former CEO Brooks avoids prison time, gets three months probation, stern lecture.
Lusty, busty Tobey Maguire gains weight to please Spider-Man fans.
Webby nominees announced, seen for great cultural worth since nominees had to pay for consideration.
Girl Scouts introduce new merit badge: Stress Less.
Jay Leno, in bid for a stay in the Lincoln Room, brings every White House staffer on the air.
White male, well-read, endorsed by the New Yorker: Jeffrey Eugenides remains one of the best critics, proves it with his review of Elvis Costello's new album.
White male, well-read, endorsed by the New Yorker: Rick Moody takes cab to Seattle, goes to book party.
White male, well-read, endorsed by the New Yorker: Adam Gopnik wishes he didn't have to wait a week to comment on Le Pen.
Take a NY tour of surveillance cameras.
Internal News: The Album of the Week and People We Like sections will be returning to the front page. Soon.
