30 August 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 30 Aug 2007 Study finds Democrats are getting more morning airtime than Republicans, possibly because they're just more interesting. Citizen uprisings bring measured hope for democratic reform in Myanmar. Italian police in Mafia crackdown following a rash of murders; but does a "wedding ring exchange" mean more trouble is to come? Richard Jewell, hero and cleared suspect of 1996 Olympic bombing case, dies of natural causes. It's no longer "up to the person who's wearing the pants": saggy pants are on Louisiana's blacklist. "At first, it was so white it looked like fairyland," said park Superintendent Donna Garde. "Now it's filled with so many mosquitoes that it's turned a little brown. Waiting with bated breath for the world's largest/fakest diamond to be confirmed as large/fake. U.S. Open ball boys and girls finally chosen after two months of grueling try-outs. In the 1985 edition of Andrew Womack's Top 10 Album series, we go back to back to the future, before all the sequels. What makes Europe's new coolest cities? A classy creative class. Graphic: Manhattanites receiving farm subsidies. NASA says--hic--no drinking on their watch. That's so like the white flag dolphin--all "trying to make you think it's extinct" and then not. Elephant runs away from circus for love.
