30 June 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 30 Jun 2008 Fascinating, frightening report on al Qaeda's rebirth in Pakistan. In the course of the election campaigns of recent years, he's been arrested 32 times. After the election, Zimbabwe counts victims. Mugabe joins African Union summit; Tsvangirai: "He wants to keep power for himself until he drops dead." Local government budgets across the country crippled by energy prices, too. Brain study finds happy thoughts may dampen cravings; article doesn't mention what happens if thoughts are about source of cravings. Your brain knows what you're going to do 10 seconds before telling you about it. In 1923 a theoretical tome listed 88 different theories of humour, few of which seemed to acknowledge that it is supposed to be enjoyable. Video: Where the hell is Matt? Dancing all over the place. When to wear sunscreen: pretty much always. "To create girls of strong character," a mission as unimpeachable as it is vague. First American Girl movie hits theaters this weekend. A New Wave mixtape to come out to (but are any of its songs 2:42?). On the worship of the goddess-sisters Bhagavati and the Virgin Mary in Southern India. Tired of peddling you celebrities in print, Bonnie Fuller--maven behind US Weekly, Star, and Glamour--to go digital.