30 March 2010: Morning By The Morning News — 30 Mar 2010 Ten students driving to obtain scholarships slaughtered in a truck in Durango, Mexico. Photos: Muscovites in mourning. Berlusconi makes regional gains despite scandals; voter turnout is lowest in 15 years. On the Times's payout and apology to Singapore's leaders: money for access, if disdainfully done. New beer Fucking Hell to heighten Fucking's fame, though it's unclear if the beer will be brewed there. Using American recipes, India's Rachael Ray introduces a nation to culinary globalization. Now documented in consumer eugenics: Buyers of "donor" eggs offer more money to women "who are likely to yield smarter kids." Study: With proper stimulation, moral values shift. Homer Simpson's latest affliction parallels real-life delusion inducing Messiah complexes in tourists. Uncertainty dwindling around the global carbon cycle, and other events in this week's research summary. More than a quarter of weathercasters believe global warming is a scam. Ten best-named weathermen. How children play by the rules comes down to control versus perception of control. As magazines close, stock imagery's stock rises--on the backs of amateur photographers. Summary of every way publishing killed itself forsees future of shelves of baked beans. Cheese-smothered sandwich inspires caloric arms race among Illinois restaurants.
