30 May 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 30 May 2007 Report: 45 percent of junior enlisted Army soldiers rated their unit's morale as low or very low. (Read the full Army report here.) Bhutan prepares to elect its monarchy; Thai court rules coup-fomenting party is also guilty of fraud. Malaysian court decides Islamic law applies even to individuals who convert. I am not the first nor will I be the last that Bush has ordered to be killed. Sr. Castro's two pesos. Morocco becomes the latest state to join the list of "questionable-democracies banning YouTube for making fun of Dear Leader/seized territory." Vietnam could lose its internet access if people keep scrapping their fiber-optic cables. Joining the U.N. no time soon: the state of Nagorno-Karabakh. Paranoid much? Russia bans exportation of human tissues, fearing creation of Russo-philic biological weapon. The inevitable confluence of linguistics, programming, and LOL cats. Why Lou Dobbs is wrong about lepers. Op: America is in the grips of a nefarious chicken-finger pandemic. Even some animal rights groups are down with Corgi eating--if it involves Yoko Ono. How to stock your summer bar for under $300. Also good for summer: the official rules for calling "shotgun." Keep swimming, little whales, keep swimming!
