30 November 2006: Evening
By The Morning News
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Al Gore admits the Onion had it right with the headline, "Gores
Enjoying Best Sex of Their Lives."
Number of street children in Congo's capital has swelled to 20,000, with many shunned as "witches."
New Yorkers (and their children), prepare for the holiday train garden.
Anatomical breakdown of the White House motorcade.
Hawking: Mankind must abandon ship, seek other planets to ensure long-term survival.
Third-world Tancredo won't quit picking on Florida.
Naked crack-smoking Florida man attacked by alligator.
It would come eventually: The Mii Lebowski, also, documenting Nintendo Wii-induced screen destruction since 2006.
If the Roomba is a waste of money, why not equip a remote-controlled car with a Swiffer?
Good examples of gifts that are anything but (e.g., bamboo).
Pictures of outlandish Christmas-light displays.
Need holiday cards? Save the earth at the same time.
Ladies and gentlemen, the roller toaster. See also, the arctic meal in a box.
The chess sets and other devices that helped POWs escape in WWII.
District game warden says he's seen a
couple of antlered does over the years, but for a doe to have a
well-developed rack is unusual.
Seven wonders in each of the 50 states.
