31 August 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 31 Aug 2007 Tony Snow says he's got to go; is Sen. Craig up next? Audio: Everyone's favorite straight senator minutes after his arrest for not being gay. Karl Rove's last day on the job is celebrated with plastic wrap and Obama '08 stickers. "Serbia will have no choice but to respond to acts that would jeopardize its sovereignty and territorial integrity." Serbia reminds Kosovo it's still there. Photographer Nina Berman photographs American soldiers after life-altering injuries. (Photo gallery.) Fraud investigation bans one U.S. company from contracting further military work; more investigations are to follow. Brazil's fears over "biopiracy"--unauthorized biological material leaving the country--lands Dutch primatologist in jail for 16 years. WWE is finally set on cleaning up the sport of professional wrestling and suspends 10 wrestlers for steroid use. Annual World Beard and Mustache Championship starts tomorrow in Brighton. (Music to get you in the mood.) Slow afternoon? Catch up on Archie Club news. The putative Burning Man arsonist speaks. In today's Non-Expert, Lauren Frey shows the terrible consequences of taking modern life offline. Multimedia: Celebrating the 30th anniversary of punk, aka "making mayhem seem really, really cool." If Edward Gorey had illustrated "The Trouble with Tribbles."
