31 March 2010: Morning By The Morning News — 31 Mar 2010 Split among circuit courts on drug laws and immigration finds Jerry Lemaine trapped in the middle. From cover-up to backlash, the Pope's abuse-scandal exposé parallels Watergate. Nuns' support of health care reform makes them the left's unlikely darlings. In bankrupt Haiti, bus drivers spend $1,200 on murals to attract potential passengers. Former U.K. ambassador investigates Foreign Office's history of barring homosexuals from classified papers. Fifty years later, the copier is both office staple and cultural icon. Microwave innovators use steam to update the appliance consumers don't understand or appreciate. Globish is the new "decaffeinated English," flourishing by way of the internet. Candidates for the sound of cyberspace. Record-breaking atomic collisions bring scientists closer to discovering the "God particle," the Higgs-Boson. "In the Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed the Higgs Boson." Keys to happiness are getting married and not commuting--another reason for congestion pricing. Writer behind Battlefield Earth apologizes for creating the decade's worst movie. "Scarface" school play was professionally produced by L.A. directors.
