31 May 2011: Morning By The Morning News — 31 May 2011 Scientists spot areas of groundwater depletion around the world, steer findings away from policy-making and conflict-generating. Pentagon says cyber attacks qualify as acts of war--though military retaliation must remain equivalent. The global supply chain may be surviving without Japan, but experts warn that China can't last without it. Germany considers the Fukushima disaster, plans to close all 17 of its nuclear reactors by 2022. NASA's new ultra-sustainable Silicon Valley office will produce more electricity than it consumes. Researchers working to harness the excess electricity released by certain bacteria. "It's like living in a wind tunnel. You can see how the pioneer women went crazy out here." Post-timber, rural Oregon profits from wind. Two amateur arborists identify and map most of Central Park's 23,000 trees. Marathoners chase safari animals to see if it's possible for humans to outrun them. Restricted from speaking to anyone, tennis players bare their souls during changeover breaks. One theme runs across art from all cultures: revenge. Literally Unbelievable: When Facebook misinterprets stories from the The Onion. Graduate and attend a small, Northeastern liberal arts college on a football scholarship. Mike Sacks and Teddy Wayne's senior pranks. From 1993, the first satirical linguistics paper: James D. McCawley's "English Sentences Without Overt Grammatical Subjects."
