4 April 2003
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: all April showers and...
Congress approves Bush's $79 billion bill for the war, with votes delayed on domestic security and foreign aid.
Osama bin Laden's niece having a hard time starting a pop-music career.
With guns being fired by soldiers, not criminals, House Judiciary Committee approves bill to shield gun manufacturers from lawsuits.
45 mob wanna-bes busted in Queens drug sweep, including Richard Maldone, otherwise known as Albert Barese on The Sopranos. Related: Steve Buscemi in negotiations to join Tony and Carm.
The Mother of All War websites: All war media streams in one place.
Colossal squid caught in Antarctic waters. Related: What colossal squid eat: toothfish.
Music industry sues four college students for running file-sharing websites.
Shop smasher broke 43 windows in his Y-fronts, now refuses to speak to anyone, has record of 217 previous offenses.
Mentally retarded black inmate forced to eat cake like a dog for the amusement of six white correction officers.
Wireless access planned for City Hall Park, South Street Seaport, Rector Park, and Bowling Green. Related: Making wines finer with wireless networks.
True porn clerk stories.
Where to take tourists when they visit New York, broken down by type: rich uncle, college roommate, clients, foodies.
Glasstire: Visual art in Texas.
Gorgeous album covers for the strangest records.