4 January 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 04 Jan 2007 Hefty profile of John McCain, the "palpably, pungently human" presidential hopeful. Bush wet nurse and former Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers to leave the White House. The guardians of Britain's historic Tower of London are enlisting girl power for the first time in their 522-year history. Perhaps tit-for-tat for dumping her on Dutch television last year, Scary Spice wants to prove--on live TV--Eddie Murphy as the father of her baby. The first of 1,400 frozen embryos rescued from a hospital that flooded during Hurricane Katrina will be delivered this month; the parents refuse to name the child "Katrina." Another youth hangs herself in reaction to Saddam's execution--only this one was intentional. "The girl lacks the cognitive capacity to experience any sense of indignity." Parents of disabled girl choose to keep their "Pillow Angel" just like she is. The Governator wants to offer all California children universal health care--though a slashed education budget could mean they'll never know how to spell "appendectomy." Wait, wait--15-year-olds in Iran can vote? Many doctors in Iraq are being targeted by insurgents; the result: increased death rates for babies during delivery. Ripped on weed, McCartney sees deeply into his then-girlfriend, model Jane Asher, and decides she's a phony. Paul McCartney and Drugs: A Timeline.
