4 January 2007: Morning By The Morning News — 04 Jan 2007 Dems to take control of Congress today, vow ethics reform before lunch. Negroponte to step down as director of national intelligence, will move to State Dept. to fill a role so "crucial" that it's been vacant for months. Bush, Obama are newspaper columnists for a day, turning speeches into slugs. Start your morning off right with powdered non-dairy creamer and a full explanation of the ingredients therein. New Year's Resolution, Day 4: A visual guide to 200 calories. Also: Dieting blamed for subway delays. Opponents finally read Obama's memoir, learn he admitted to cocaine use 11 years ago. Ten-year-old boy accidentally dies while mimicking Saddam's execution. Keith Ellison will take his oath of office today using Thomas Jefferson's Koran. What, doesn't everybody have one? "It's not all that uncommon to have rocks rain down from heaven." Why we should all wear helmets now. Janitors file suit against Equinox fitness chain, claim facilities are used for gay sex--that's actually considered a perk, mind you. Benefit the James Kim Memorial Fund when you take part in this arts and crafts auction.
