4 November 2005

  • New York's currently: watching its friends reproduce
  • Scooty pleads not guilty to lying in leak case.
  • Where the anger just won't cool, eight nights of rioting in Paris yield hundreds of cars torched (video here).
  • Louisiana owes FEMA $3.7 billion unless Congress forgives its debt.
  • Houellebecq loses the Goncourt to François Weyergans; the Renaudot goes to Nina Bouraoui.
  • Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World. Titles supposedly used by world leaders when referring to Kim Jong-Il.
  • Senate passes $35 billion in cuts, including measure to open Alaskan Wildlife Refuge to oil drills.
  • Amazon.com to begin selling books by the page.
  • Every guitar on Amazon.com.
  • Op: Right-wing honcho novelists--Cap Weinberger, Oliver North--show how reality is perceived by conservatives.
  • Construction begins at the World Trade Center with little fanfare.
  • Military looks to economically depressed, rural areas for recruits.
  • Reasons to live in NYC: Man kills buck with bare hands in bedroom; $75,000 in bull semen stolen from farm.
  • Vincent Gallo's sperm for sale, preferably to a Jew (so as to win a Sundance prize), though not to black people.
  • Greg Sandow composes book online on the future of classical music.
  • DeLay emails show request to raise money for him through private charity.
  • Illegal fish pirates flout laws using "flags of convenience" bought online.
  • D.C. has country's highest AIDS rate: 1 in 20 residents infected.
  • Philosophers answer your questions, e.g., "is it wrong to eat people?" and "is it cool that I don't like dildos?"