5 December 2005 By The Morning News — 05 Dec 2005 New York's currently: suddenly arctic Suicide bomber attacks shopping center in northern Israel, killing five. Chavez takes control of Venezula's Assembly, leaving no organized opposition. Under fire for allegations it lacked cultural sensitivity in Katrina recovery, the Red Cross is now recruiting minorities. Former Iraqi PM Allawi accosted by shoe-throwing mob, later described as an "assassination attempt." More dangerous: Being a Sunni candidate in Iraq. All right, so we've agreed we want to get out of Iraq--any ideas? [Cue crickets.] Intensity continues at Hussein trial: Defense team walks out in protest; insults exchanged between witnesses, defendants. Get in line now: The first episode of the Ricky Gervais podcast is now available. The lengthy relationship between New York's skyscrapers and King Kong. If you drink a lot of alcohol, you should drink a lot of coffee. Related: Bathing in wine. Sam Buck has to pay a lot of money--and change the name of her coffee shop. Is it ethical to edit an entry about yourself on Wikipedia? Related: The Uncyclopedia. Lower numbers of men in higher education are a cause for concern. Giant Swedish goat surprisingly attractive to arsonists. Video: Do not honk at this woman. Julie Andrews' son calmly and coolly explores the Andrews-Hitler connection. People didn't like Bryant Park when it was run by drug dealers, and don't love it now that it's run by corporations. How to modify your Moleskine notebook. For handy reference: The military alphabet code.
