5 December 2006: Morning

In Iraq, thousands of U.S. combat troops are shifting to advisory roles--and no replacements have been sought.

Under no-longer-secret orders from Bush, weapons labs are developing nukes that become useless in the wrong hands.

For the fourth time in two decades, the Fiji military takes control of the country--elections will follow "at an unspecified date."

San Francisco family found alive after being stranded for nine days in Oregon snow; the father, however, is still missing.

Child molester blames his actions on his wife's bingo habit.

Supreme Court set to rule that selecting kids' schools based on race is unconstitutional, though many hairs are split along the way.

John Antonelli, 50, circled the parking lot in his van hoping for an open door. You can close all the Taco Bells over a health scare, but you can't stop our hunger.

First Iraq, then the Moon! NASA reveals plans for permanent lunar base.

Thanks to Madden NFL, eight-year-olds know more than their coaches about intricate football strategies.

Although, when you know next to nothing about football, you might think this headline alludes to a canyon party in 1972.