5 June 2002 By The Morning News — 05 Jun 2002 New York's currently: having amazing adventures Car bomb kills 16 bus passengers in northern Israel. Kuwaiti named as likely mastermind of September 11 attacks. Woody Allen testifies ('with his hallmark stammer') against former producers. McDonalds apologizes and pays $10 million for mislabeling french fries and hash browns as 'vegetarian'; newly inducted, half-serious vegetarians throw up their arms in disgust, then reconsider: realize they'll still be able to eat plain-cheese pizza from Papa John's, meatless subs from Blimpie. Paul McCartney to wed somewhere and soon; rumors of where and when abound. Details have been kept secret to ensure privacy; press determined to ruin that. What's wrong with the International Herald Tribune. eMac now available for everyone. Angry soccer fans storm The Morning News offices, demand World Cup coverage. Just added: U.S. beats favored Portugal in surprise upset; last-minute goal gives Ireland tie with Germany; Andrew cowers in corner, says he doesn't even understand 'offsides.'
