5 March 2002 By The Morning News — 05 Mar 2002 Upcoming Zimbabwe election--with Mugabe's power in question--prompts growing violence. War continues in Middle East; chart of recent deaths. War continues in Afghanistan; chart of recent attacks. San Francisco reaches breaking point on homeless problem. New York liberals ask Bloomberg to tax the wealthy as trade for service cuts. In greatest-possible combination for mockery, Anne Heche names son Homer Heche Laffoon. Microsoft claims Windows can't exist without Internet Explorer; states suspect snowjob, like previously-rigged test case. David Hockney admits success came from "painting people around swimming pools for people who own swimming pools." Ted Koppel comes back to rumors that "Nightline" is dead, insisting on relevance. Whitney Biennial site launches: Good luck trying to use it.
