6 April 2001: The Big Lebowski Edition

  • Donny, you're out of your element!: Lehman Bros. gives Yahoo a buy rating because its executives decided banners weren't good enough.
  • You're entering a world of pain: Sony & Universal will sell song-subscriptions through Yahoo.
  • He's a good man, and thorough: AOL i-TV users can now order movie tickets on their televisions.
  • We will cut off your johnson: A history of hackers in Hollywood.
  • Obviously you're not a golfer:
    "Jedi Knight" may become an official religion
    in Australia.
  • Careful man, there's a beverage here: NetBanshee has great line drawings, smooth Flash, but a thoughtless navigation system.
  • The Dude abides: Bush's favorite philosopher claims that only Republicans care about culture.
  • Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women: MTV is sued for unhealthy messages sent to teenagers.