6 April 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 06 Apr 2007 Search continues for two still missing from yesterday's sinking cruise ship. Dutch military champions the "oil spot" approach in Afghanistan, shunning combat and hoping the stain of regional development will spread. ABC News accuses U.S. of supporting Pakistani guerrilla campaign against Iran; CIA denies the claim. The State Dept., however, is happy to admit it's trying to oust Mugabe. UMass considers revoking the Zimbabwean dictator-president's honorary degrees. "It can be by street: One side is eligible and another is not. I defy you to give the logic of it." The Dept. of Agriculture can't locate rural America. Current cancer treatments might be causing tumors to spread. Alaskan fisherman haul in a rockfish bigger than a fourth-grader and older than women's suffrage. Florida restores felons' voting rights, houses sex offenders under a bridge. Orlando man arrested for feeding the homeless without a permit; vial of stew collected as evidence. "Any American editor who finds Canadians boring has his or her head up their ice." The Washington Post closes its Canada bureau. TMN's Matthew Baldwin presents a modest internet proposal. An Easter FAQ to prepare you for egg-coloring small talk. Filipino Good Fridays take crucifixion a little too far.
