6 August 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 06 Aug 2008 Op: When choosing a veep, it's best to go with one who isn't eyeing the Oval Office after your departure. Chinese weather modification isn't working--if it seems like it starts to, peasants will demand it continues. On the promising Chinese discus-thrower whose Olympic dream ended at Tiananmen Square in 1989. Print for the commute: The super-rich have a friend in Beijing; Dizdarevic is still top dog for Olympic packages post-Salt Lake scandal. "When someone throws you an American flag, we want to make sure you know what to do with it." Etiquette for Olympians. From 2004, TMN's Non-Expert brings the new Olympic rules. Video: Average athletes compete against Olympic athletes. Photos: Recreational jocks and their smoking habits. Beginning in Beijing, new Olympic gymnastics scoring assures no more perfect 10s. Corrections to last month's letters to Penthouse Forum. Orr Shtuhl on 10 songs (sort of) about dancing. Hobbesian apocalyptic visions and Native American traffic warriors on France's highways. Op: We're mired in an economic crisis because millions of our citizens can't do arithmetic. Intellectuals really need to know math.
