6 December 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: riding muddy trains
Berlin art-goers mistake suicide victim for performance art.
Surprise, surprise: Homeland Security Department to receive summary-memos from the CIA and FBI, not detailed intelligence.
Sri Lanka and Tamil Tigers to pursue peace deal, giving regional control to rebel-held areas, after almost 20 years of civil war.
Dartmouth swim team goes up for sale on eBay. Related: eBay fraud scam busted.
Leona Helmsley back in court, to defend herself against charges she hates gays, alleged to have said, 'I hate Donald Trump. Donald Trump is gay.'
Implosionworld, the explosive demolition industry's national source of information.
I Love Cheese: Touring America's creameries. Related: TMN-favorite This Is Murray's Cheese Shop has opened a Grand Central stand for commuters needing their Spanish goat cheese-fix.
Mandela sees progress in South African sexual practices, i.e. condom use.
The winners of the Guardian's annual text poetry contest, for cell phone bards.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like The Morning News from the Oven, and other slogans.
Protest-organization blooms on the Web.
Hobbit-rap: The Lords of the Rhymes, straight out of Fangorn.
On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet-paper roll gets a little squashed... Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Results, 2002, honoring bad opening sentences to imaginary novels.
DIY: Thrift Deluxe.
