6 December 2006: Evening By The Morning News — 06 Dec 2006 Iraq Study Group says it's time to “begin to move combat forces out of Iraq responsibly.??? Trey Parker and Matt Stone discuss the backroom deals that occasionally keep South Park episodes off the air. The Queen's English has become a bit less queen-y. The story of England's last witch trial. Warner Music CEO's children are illegal music downloaders, and he is "fairly certain they've suffered the consequences." Video of Al Hirschfeld's eight-hour process of drawing Paul Newman. Complimentary tattoos no longer available in Canadian prisons. Adult women ought not to light farts while flying for fear of downing the plane. Rally call for voting by mail. Los Angeles accepts being the country's punching bag, and New Jersey quietly cheers. Video: How Best Buy employees manipulate uninformed customers. Taco Bell tacos soon to contain zero percent vegetable matter. Time to make the latkes, and not because it’s almost Hanukkah. The only thing worse than faking mental retardation to collect Social Security benefits is... Wait, that's about as bad as it gets.
