6 February 2002 By The Morning News — 06 Feb 2002 U.S. changes direction, seeks legal pact with Russia to reduce nuclear arsenals. Cluster bombs, used by U.S. forces in Afghanistan, injure indiscriminately after fighting's stopped. Bush shuts down east side of Manhattan to fund-raise. Congressman restores use of "donnybrook;" Judge fears implications of "debauchery and street fighting." Finland to be renamed "Model 8240" as Nokia dominates national economy. Met Life sues AT&T for its confusingly similar Mlife. Fox's Greta Van Susteren calls her cosmetic surgery a "whimsical thing," possibly done to "make jealous all of those guys who would not date me in high school." NPR interview with Gene Simmons won't be posted online, is absolutely weird. St. John's Wort--every hippie's favorite seasoning--aids pregnancy for women on pill. Seals equipped with cameras on their heads to document Real World: Pacific! Sinclair Lewis suffered severe Cheers disease: Working poorly and ravenously, well-past success was achieved. Google features Elmer Fudd version. [via svn]
