6 October 2010: Morning By The Morning News — 06 Oct 2010 Bulldozers working on 350 new settlement housing units; Netanyahu contemplates settlement freeze. Lithuania to debunk "dumb blonde" myth by creating island resort operated entirely by blonde staff. Rental friends in New York offer companionship, task-doing, shoulders to cry on. Twin attacks on Western targets in Yemen. Bolivia's Evo Morales kicks opponent in the crotch during friendly soccer match. Readable demographic differences between the world's only billion-plus populations, China and India. That's a lot of butt sex. Trends in American coitus: More people think Obama is a Muslim than adhere to oral chastity. Trends in American eating: Spaghetti tacos desired by thousands of American five-year-olds. Reporter of Times spaghetti-tacos trend story quotes same pop-culture expert as 78 other Times reporters. Tony Curtis buried with favorite possessions--e.g., his iPhone--at faux Egyptian pyramid in Las Vegas. St. Petersburg Times writes obit for dishwasher mocked by internet trolls--"a solitary man who knew his likes and lived within his means." Video: Cabbie's guide to food in London; glossary for 30 Rock. Police use helicopters to pursue man who stole Jonathan Franzen's glasses. Father-son "Brooklyn Space Program" sends videocamera into upper stratosphere. I want him to have a secret identity that always fights for justice. Fatherhood lessons from Batman. Picture of Tiger Woods's golf ball about to strike a photographer's camera.
