7 December 2006: Evening By The Morning News — 07 Dec 2006 As winter sets in and fighting diminishes, the Taliban releases new propaganda; the latest installment: when it's OK to kill teachers. Ignoring pigeons' contributions during WWI and WWII, the Times Square military recruiting office is at war with the birds. Why are women, who have the whole male world at their mercy, not funny? Christopher Hitchens carefully selects ladder, stands it tall, jumps into ash heap. A 13-year-old Utah girl is in the legal quandary of being a sexual offender and victim simultaneously. "So many bands despise their hometowns. Oklahoma City never rejected us." Flaming Lips Alley is a go in OK City. Profile of Robert Hartwell Fiske, defender of the English Language and proprietor of Vocabula. "So apparently vodka doesn't have a smell?" "Babies love liquor?" So many punchlines--who can choose? "His 'hard stare' is the most difficult, because you don't want him to be angry but you do want him to be penetrating." An interview with Paddington's portraitist. A Bob Ross game for the Wii? It's on.
