7 February 2007: Evening
By The Morning News
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Freelance videographer sets record for longest incarceration by a journalist.
Inspired by this, Deadspin readers get all Gilbert and Sullivan with Barbaro.
Humble in defeat, the two little piles of orangey-pink offcuts resembled Nigella Lawson's mango salsa. Man-boob removal.
Spotting "The Professional," "The Duke," "The Perfecto," and other 1970s afro hairstyles.
In today's Mp3 Digest, Rosecrans Baldwin please, please, please hopes everyone gets what they want.
Fearing the dangers of "iPod oblivion," Albany considers outlawing the use of personal electronics at intersections.
"We wanted to give the passengers something to take their minds off the cold." Bulgarian bus stops show porn.
While ingesting too much water can cause brain swelling, seizures and death, there are no known immediate lethal effects to binge eating.
Suspect: Africans in Russia get work advertising tanning salons.
Cow with tremor/ataxia: $15,000. What's for sale on Khraigslist.
