7 February 2007: Evening
By The Morning News
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- Freelance videographer sets record for longest incarceration by a journalist.
- Inspired by this, Deadspin readers get all Gilbert and Sullivan with Barbaro.
- Humble in defeat, the two little piles of orangey-pink offcuts resembled Nigella Lawson's mango salsa. Man-boob removal.
- Spotting "The Professional," "The Duke," "The Perfecto," and other 1970s afro hairstyles.
- In today's Mp3 Digest, Rosecrans Baldwin please, please, please hopes everyone gets what they want.
- Fearing the dangers of "iPod oblivion," Albany considers outlawing the use of personal electronics at intersections.
- "We wanted to give the passengers something to take their minds off the cold." Bulgarian bus stops show porn.
- While ingesting too much water can cause brain swelling, seizures and death, there are no known immediate lethal effects to binge eating.
- Suspect: Africans in Russia get work advertising tanning salons.
- Cow with tremor/ataxia: $15,000. What's for sale on Khraigslist.
