7 February 2007: Morning By The Morning News — 07 Feb 2007 Woman at Britain's Dept. for Transport injured in the country's third letter bombing in three days. Nevada cancer victims speak out against federal plan to test more bombs in the desert. In the war over troop surges, Bush and allies put their weight behind Gen. Petraeus and his chiseled features. U.S. Army introduces new uniforms--now with "mod" Mandarin collars. Missing Miss Brazil mysteriously surfaces in London strip club. Figuring 13 is a bit young, Brazil ups the minimum age for aspiring supermodels. Man who had to turn down free trip into space is now being considered as a spaceship test pilot. Chinese book buyers are sold on the wisdom of making money "the Jewish way"--but who's writing these self-help books anyway? Just in time for Valentine's Day: two skeletons hugging. Students... range from teens to the "severely elderly." Aphrodisiac cooking classes are fun for kids of all ages. Sumptuous 11-course dinner costs $29,000, and finishes with gingerbread.
