7 February 2011: Morning By The Morning News — 07 Feb 2011 Obama fundraisers turn the machine back on--Republicans think Obama will top $1 billion. Across the South, conservative Democrats move to the G.O.P., throw party majorities off balance. No reason to not wait until April 15 if the I.R.S. isn't ready to process returns--actually, April 18 this year. Wealthy Egyptians want the protestors to go home so they can go nightclubbing in peace. On Jan. 21, 1796, homo sapiens received the shocking revelation that species could become extinct. Humans may be mighty, but we're still failures at controlling the weather. Palin has difficulty trademarking her name, mostly because she failed to sign the form. Angered over baggage fees, Belgian students mutiny aboard a Ryanair flight. The Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form will be completed by 2035. Mrs. Winston went to the hairdresser and came home to find Ghislaine in bed with her husband. An extraordinary obit for Princesse Ghislaine de Polignac. The Russian donkey whose brays of terror while parasailing won her worldwide sympathy has died. How a football game inspired research into the wonders of pickle juice and the power of our minds. The sounds of hard drives failing.
