7 March 2011: Morning By The Morning News — 07 Mar 2011 Gadhafi compares struggle to oppress rebels to Israel's war against Hamas. Ground reporting from Libyan rebels' attacks around Ras Lanuf. Musicians face calls to surrender fees earned from performing for Gadhafi's family. Dictators learn how to manipulate Facebook and arrest rebels for their "likes." Video: King Philip IV signs autographs next to portrait in the Met. Manning's quip about killing himself with flip-flops may have caused his being required to sleep naked. Duke of York to be given smaller role after being spotted with underage girls and Tunisian baddies. Japanese Foreign Minister resigns over receiving donations from a foreigner--Korean schoolmate living in Japan her whole life. On Galliano: "His was not a generic anti-Semitic tirade, but the self-conscious pronouncement of a world-class arbiter of taste." Military forced to get creative in waning days of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." February's unemployment rate was below 9% for first time in two years. Eight percent of scholarship football players have a criminal record, including a quarter of Pitt's scholarship roster. Profile: Billionaire octagenarian, who relies on eating plants for good health, busy planning his 125th birthday. Talk therapy going the way of phonographs as insurance refuse to cover more than medications. Unlike cats at night, not all squirrels are gray. Scientific quotes taken out of context. Butter, once the inspiration for rebellion, is now a endlessly imitated condiment. Definitive comparison of apple to oranges; how to make Peeps sushi.
