7 May 2010: Weekend By The Morning News — 07 May 2010 Secret recordings from Copenhagen reveal China's sabotage, Sarkozy's accusations, Merkel's chagrin. Black Tea Partiers say Obama profits from racial sympathy, and Uncle Tom was a hero. Greek austerity plan as a real-time economic experiment; see also: how to rate a country. Internet regulator unveils non-Latin web addresses. California boys sent home for wearing American-flag T-shirts to school on Cinco de Mayo. Nations within nation: Mexico's soccer team wildly popular in the U.S.; polyamorists hold large rallies. Entrepreneurial energy and political neglect turned L.A. into the "wild west of weed." American TV is globalizing the vampire, stripping away its British passport. Hottest brain regions ranked from 1985 to 2009 according to PubMed citations. Reminiscence for the Persian dub's golden age, when John Wayne spoke invented lines. "Unprecedented portrait" of Brooklyn policing provided by a cop making a year's worth of secret recordings. Saturday morning: Excerpt from the new Hitchens memoir. Baby, you can dry my Ford Classic: George Harrison explains how to wash his car. Based on Three Days of the Condor, brief analysis of what visually signifies quasi-apophenic intelligence. Survey of the fallout shelter sign; survey of how people name colors. Ten percent of Americans under 25 wouldn't mind being interrupted during coitus by a text message. Video: Actors being commanded to leave the premises. Flight attendant demonstrates how to pack for 10 days in a carry-on.