7 November 2006
By The Morning News
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Video: A Valentine for Niles.
Don't you just totally love sushi? Did you know that your wasabi is totally fake?
This show is a deadpan hodgepodge of peculiar banalities that collectively liberate a tornado of question marks.
What would you like kept four feet away from you at all times?
The Satya interview with Peter Singer, continued from the September issue, where they interviewed Michael Pollan.
The fairy tale is over, the dream is dead / Britney files to divorce K-Fed.
So does this mean we should be nicer to pigeons, lest they hold it against us?
"Acting goofy" not tantamount to libel, court rules in Britney Spears case.
The libertarians aren't always crazy: Why anti-internet-porn laws won't solve any of the internet-porn problems.
Briefly describe your favorite "Lubitsch Touch."
Launched in August, Tibetan web television brings the Dalai Lama, government-in-exile's words to the world.
TMN's Matthew Baldwin presents a guide to the elections you won't be deciding.
It came from Telezonia: Old educational films show up in art houses.
In Iraq, it's time to rehire all the old Baathists who, unemployed and disenfranchised after Saddam's depature, became ripe recruits for the insurgency.
Piercings are now as popular as their resulting infections.
Offspring of Nazis' engineered master race don't act like you'd expect Supermen to act.
See, even the Intrepid doesn't want to leave New York. ISN'T THAT CUTE?
New Yorkers will soon be able to change their gender on paper, sans surgery.
Polls show anticipated voter turnout at its highest for a non-Presidential election in 50 years.
Anticipation has been at a fever pitch for so long that anything less than a big win for Democrats today could feel like a defeat.
What will Democrats do if they win? Read the manifesto and find out.
Op: Remember that whatever happens, Bush still sets our foreign policy.
Voiceover artists Dennis Steele and Scott Sanders explain how to make a threatening political ad.
Stanley Fish: Teachers have an obligation not to get political in the classroom.
For those who plan to feed at the trough of the blogs tonight: Exit polls will be more tightly guarded than '04, and you're going to bed early anyhow.
Schedule of poll closings in key House races. (pdf, 52KB)
Indicating that he still plans on being relevant, along with Mr. Bush, two years from now, a White House aide said that Mr. Rove "disputes the premise."
After today, the 2008 campaign for the White House begins.
Iraq's Interior Ministry charges 57 of its employees with human rights abuses.
Actress Adrienne Shelly's hanging death revealed to be murder.
Imelda Marcos's new fashions won't include shoes--"yet."
La Crosse, Wis., asks whether drunk college students or a serial killer are to blame for drownings.
One-third of mice that are exposed to jet lag die.
Duct tape does not cure childrens' warts--though a piece across the mouth can stop their complaints.
Meet AI Escargot, the world's most difficult sudoku.
The perfect tool for those lacking a fully developed sense of spatial perception.
Mr. Sun has the campaign buttons you wish you could wear today.