8 August 2002

  • New York's currently: two days from takeoff
  • IMF to lend Brazil $30 billion, largest IMF loan in history.
  • Anonymous Enron executives accuse Merrill Lynch of cooking $60 million profit scam in 1999 to meet internal profit targets, letting bonuses and stock deals flow; deal was canceled after profits were actually booked.
  • One of my favourite ones is the guy who loves small places. When I abduct him he's always under his bed. New Yorkers pay to be violently abducted. (Why do I think this started in Williamsburg?)
  • In pictures: Explosions near swearing-in ceremony of new Colombian President Alvaro Uribe kill 15, injure more than 30.
  • 10 people dumped into shark tank when aquarium platform collapses.
  • Best quote of the week: Nobody was in any danger. We were handling it safely, except that it was loaded. Gun accidentally fired at function for NRA board member Rep. Bob Barr.
  • Jane magazine plans 'Sex issue.'
  • Before forwarding that heartbreaking email about the one-legged cancer victim, make sure it's true. [via mp]
  • Infinity, as demonstrated by a nifty series of Polaroids.
  • Cheney visits San Francisco; San Francisco heckles Cheney.
  • From yesterday's Times review of The Good Girl: Rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian) for strong language, sexuality and an acre of weed jokes.
  • Esquire publishes 12 recipes for Spring, and some sound great.