8 November 2006
By The Morning News
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Rumsfeld resigns, to be replaced by former CIA chief Robert Gates; Montana is called for Democrat Tester.
The official "Rumsfeld Rules," pragmatic advice from the man himself on how to survive in Washington [PDF].
The Democracy Now interview with Bernie Sanders, the first socialist ever elected to the U.S. Senate.
Profile of Shirley Phelps-Roger, as dedicated as her father to blaming gays for the death of troops.
Can you remember the names of 365 people you've met and write exactly 40 words about them?
Do for your favorite movies what karaoke did for your favorite songs.
Change may be sweeping across the nation, but not in the chromosomes of those who read you your news.
"Never say never" captures the prevailing cultural mood when it comes to cosmetic surgery: celebrity refuseniks, such as Diane Keaton, are the oddballs.
Following up on the Chicago man who set himself on fire, as originally reported in the Sun-Times.
Democrats take House of Representatives, several governor seats, and may win the Senate.
Democrats Clinton, Spitzer, Cuomo, and Hevesi handily take New York.
Menendez wins New Jersey, and Lieberman wins without a party.
Op: Now that we need the Democrats' plan, their lack of witty sound clips seems worrying.
Virginia adds ban on same-sex unions to its constitution, with approval or support from many other states.
Schwarzenegger: "You know I love doing sequels."
The best moments of yesterday's cable-news coverage. See also, blooper reel of polling disasters.
World's top voice-over artists describe what it's like, say, to translate Eddie Murphy into Hindi.
Having trouble writing concise emails? Try taking Abraham Lincoln's advice.
Anderson Cooper belongs in many places, but not on an ankle next door to Regis.
So they're going to hang Saddam--how do hangings work again?
"Shake-It-Like-Shakira" shaking it all the way to court.
Greer: Now that we have 830 Wonders of the World, shouldn't every location deserve a "World Heritage Site" plaque?
Love The Office U.S.A.? Love The Office U.K.? Enter the boxing ring with The Office vs. The Office.
Late-'90s Internet celebrity Mahir Cagri hates Borat for "stealing my character and giving bad message to U.S.A. people."
Top web companies' page-view rank compared to their number of employees.
Reasons to oppose eating fish in 2048, and, while we're at it, perhaps kill the Finnish.
Rock stars love playing Guitar Hero, too, but just do so on exceedingly expensive flatscreen TVs.
Attention groupies: Toss those saline bags, because silicone implants are back, baby!
Album cover spoofs, goofs, tributes, send ups, near misses and coincedences [sic].
A fine way to utilize your office's color printer and nice scissors. See also, the paper sculptures of Danish artist Peter Callesen.
Once again you can sign up to receive Stanford's pseudo-Strand editions of Holmes stories.
Street artist MOMO tags the width of Manhattan.
Photo gallery of many uses for the motorscooter in Vietnam.
When the presence of a doorbell isn't enough and instructions are deemed necessary.
A palindrome for all occasions.
For $75, your ad can be read aloud during the performance of Mounds View High School's It's a Wonderful Life.
