9 April 2009: Morning By The Morning News — 09 Apr 2009 British terrorism chief resigns after photographers snapped sensitive document he paraded, revealing raid details. Yesterday's attack was one of 66 this year by Somali pirates. Op: Obama's arms-control efforts may not terrify rogue states, but they build capital with friendly ones. Sales of Das Kapital are up fourfold in China, says orthodox revolutionary book publisher. Recent examples of "beat sweeteners," fluff profiles so that reporters receive better access. Every outfit Michelle Obama has worn in public since the inauguration. Recession's effect of lowering emissions proving to be good for the environment. International cyberspies have tested the vulnerability of the U.S. electronic grid; Pentagon has spent $100 million in the past six months repairing cyber damage. The new war bond: bailout mutual funds for ordinary Americans. In-depth discussion of how libertarians plan to move their cause beyond "folk-activism," towards floating city-states. Beginner's guide to tree-hugging. Nothing should ever become too big to fail. Ten ways to stop unpredictable events. Interview with author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Once a toddler's memorized a bedtime book, you can branch out. How could you, during this time of economic turmoil, accept nearly 50 cents for making your bed?