9 January 2003
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: gorgeous outside
This kind of news day: Ice falling off Empire State Building closes streets, diverts buses, kills no one at this time.
The Trent Lotte: separate but equal parts coffee and milk that you mix together.
British families grunt, having forgotten how to chat.
Music video involving library, flashing privates, moose, making out. [ thanks ltc ]
As Leslie Harpold once explained, New York is ruled by handymen.
Chelsea Whole Foods line-barker has the most gratifying job in the world.
Warren Beatty recalled posters for 1978's Heaven Can Wait after noticing his crotch was too flat; added crease (6th item).
Post list of hidden, private, or secluded bars around Manhattan. Related: We will give out Milk & Honey's reservation number for kidneys. [ via gwkr ]
In case you need to know: 15 most expensive hotel rooms in the world, including the Plaza's $15,000/night Presidential Suite, with wine cellar.
We aren't particularly politically aware; the paper is politcal satire by people who don't really care all that much about politics. Interview with The Onion's Editor-in-Chief Robert Siegel.
Harvey Williams's letters as an ambulance driver during World War I.
365 days of MP3s.
Unpublished novelist honored to be included on Granta's list of best novelists.
J.D. Lasica's list of essential gear for the multimedia newsroom.
Some inanimate objects get humped; some end up molested.
