9 January 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 09 Jan 2007 U.S. launches second wave of Somalia attacks. "Friendship pipeline" mein Arsch: Europe can say goodbye to Russian oil, at least for the time being. As reported earlier, civilization may "die screaming," but its birth was gassy. Iranian lawmakers begin process to impeach loudmouth President Ahmadinejad. Venezuelans (and their oddly named children) march on toward socialism, and "nothing and no one" will stop them. Rumored shopping hack: Target won't drop a price any lower once the last digit hits "4." The world's favorite astrophysicist buys a ticket to space. That's right. "The Colbert Report" had to hire an actor to play a black person who works on the show. A look at "the surge" as employed by the press, and also by liberals. Hollbacknyc: Pictures of new York's street harrassers; Pictures by a blind photographer. Posters of world history.
