9 July 2008: Morning
By The Morning News
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Praise, criticism for the G-8 summit's embrace of a goal to halve greenhouse gases by 2050--some say it's not aggressive enough.
Ministry of Truth: Cheney attempts to delete evidence of climate change's impact on human health from public record.
Beijing Olympics threatened by extremists, climate, boycott; proposes to be a games without incident.
"If they're ugly and can't find work, there's nothing I can do." In the 2020s, 10 percent of Chinese men won't be able to land wives.
In Saudi Arabia, imprisoned militants are reformed amongst ping-pong, video-games, religious debate.
McCain drops border rhetoric, courts Latino vote; Obama warns against McCain's flip, courts Latino vote.
Negotiating with Obama on speech site, Germany seeks to avoid an illusion of endorsement.
Iran test-fires nine missiles, warns U.S., Israel that it's ready to retaliate if attacked.
McCain shows off his famous humor, quips that cigarettes are one way to kill Iranians.
South Pacific island plans to become entirely smoke-free.
A rapper called Sticky Fingaz used a body double to sneak into the courthouse undetected. How the notable enter and leave Manhattan courthouses.
Believing he's the target of a frivolous lawsuit, Omar Sharif does nothing, plans to continue doing so.
After a third man attempts to scale the new Times building, some may wonder why it's built like a big ladder.
