9 June 2011: Afternoon By The Morning News — 09 Jun 2011 Syria reported to UN's Security Council for covert nuke program. Italians look back on Berlusconi as a disastrous, even malign, failure; forget "Bunga Bunga," he screwed the whole country. CNN producer/reporter on why we should care about Yemen: location, location, location. Photos: Portraits of Russian oligarchs' children. Creatures & Ives, spicing up Currier & Ives prints for 91 days straight. Twenty-five-year-old "gladiator" seeks to fight lion near Great Pyramids of Giza, then drape it in an Israeli flag. Video that is extremely charming: "Plan of the City," in which musicians blast off for Mars. Teaching the Civil War today must contend with the good and bad of Ken Burns being "Homer to our Iliad." Op: LeBron isn't the Michael Jordan of Miami; only Wade wants to win as badly. Profile of new Times editor Abramson compares her to Norse goddess, notes her taste in skirts and dogs. New York's Finest. Kurt Anderson's "Words We Don't Say." Terrence Malick fan watches The Tree of Life in Oklahoma with Malick's 99-year-old mother. Video: Ghost of Betty Friedan miraculously appears on L.A. street (maybe). Japan does gas storage tanks right. Cardboard bike helmet performs better than plastic competition.