9 March 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 09 Mar 2007 Gingrich says he was having an affair while prosecuting Clinton over Monica, occasionally falling short of God's standards (like when he divorced his first wife in the hospital). Claire Miccio in today's Non-Expert has baby names to calm your brain in the birthing ward, like "Speedy Bo Sputnik." U.N. crosses fingers that ethnic Albanians will accept new Kosovo deal. Now part of the EU, Poles pick nearby cities instead of the U.S. for a better life. Have you ever strayed from your primary sexual orientation when you’ve been drinking? Random survey of Lower East Siders. Mountaineer with a rifle walks unmolested into Madison Square Garden. Manhattan intellectuals denounced, upheld in today's Tournament of Books slaughter. Brain scans reveal subliminal advertising probably works. Four new partners join The Deck, the little ad network that could (and could get your company's ad on TMN). Medical analysis of comic books. Video: A robotic salamander goes swimming. Story about zany California science teacher--on the job since 1956--gets weird when the castle is mentioned. Leave a message at (718) 371-1016 and let us know how you're doing currently.
