April 10, 2013: Morning
By The Morning News
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- China struggles to convince a population—skeptical for good reason—there's no connection between dead pigs and bird flu.
- As North Korea shows signs of a new missile launch, China shows signs of a shift away from Pyongyang.
- Don't worry, North Korea is bluffing; Kim Jong-un loves pizza and basketball too much to commit suicide.
- Photos of Kim Jong-un in school production of Grease are probably of his brother, Kim Jong-chul.
- We will make our own "Harlem Shake" video. It will be the first "Harlem Shake" video.
- More than 1,000 starving baby sea lions have been found in Southern California.
- Iron-containing ash from the 2010 Icelandic volcanic eruption triggered short-lived phytoplankton growth.
- When Google removes sites for copyright infractions, the notice is posted to a site that has become a place to find pirated material.
- Of course: Google Glass will provide a more "immersive" experience for porn viewers.
- Had Ashley Judd run for the Kentucky senate, Mitch McConnell was ready with a smear campaign.
- Anthony Weiner is running for mayor of New York City.
- The best space food...is, apparently, cooked shrimp, shells and tails removed, swimming in a tomato-esque sauce.
- Archeological dig in central London yields 10,000 Roman artifacts.
