April 12, 2012: Morning
- After a campaign spent pandering to conservative ideals, Romney tries to win back women voters.
- Romney has a Gore problem—people tend to describe both using robot metaphors.
- North Korea flouts international pressure, moves forward with plans to launch a weather satellite.
- What not to do if your child is kidnapped, but you still want to claim them as a dependent on your tax return.
- FDA to require farmers, ranchers to have a prescription before feeding antibiotics to livestock.
- A book advance, remembered.
- Bored on long flights, artist adorns herself with toilet paper and takes self-portraits in the lavatory.
- Throughout New York City, relics from the Titanic disaster can still be found.
- The first three months of 2012 have been the warmest on record in the U.S.
- Astronomers discover the process by which dying stars release material that becomes future planets.
- The history of Goatse.