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Jay Dyckman lives in New York. His work has been published at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.
The ‘08 Democratic nomination is turning into a hot ticket, and favorites are already being pegged. A concerned voter wonders if the senator from Connecticut has what it takes to be America’s next great white hope.
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