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Sean Adams lives in the Midwest for reasons that are unclear but make sense. His humor has been featured on McSweeney’s, the Barnes & Noble Review, and the Bygone Bureau.
There’s nothing better than kicking back with your friends and tearing open a bag of Doritos Late Night: Cheeseburger Carrot Sticks—or so some farmers hope.