Guess the chump.

The President says he would’ve attacked the gunman at Parkland even if he was unarmed. We know this is a lie given every other time Trump has encountered danger. 1/22

Trump calls Parkland a “setback” from being able to talk about the economy. Once again, the real victim is him. 2/22

In private, Trump tells people he wishes he had the executive power to execute drug dealers. 3/22

Here are the leading proposals for this week's congressional action on gun control. As expected, the White House is already retreating from reform. 4/22

Washington governor tells Trump to his face that arming teachers is basically idiotic. 5/22

When law enforcement engages with an active shooter, they suffer casualties in 47% of incidents. Teachers would likely fare significantly worse. 6/22

Today's "crisis actor" is yesterday’s "outside agitator"—a conspiracy theory that stretches from the civil rights movement to the Civil War. 7/22

The former head of the Republican National Committee responds to being told he was elected because “he was a black guy.” 8/22

How do you describe a white American? They drink alcohol, eat vegetables, enjoy art, and have names like "Yoder." 9/22

Here’s everything we know at this point about the Trump Tower meeting at the heart of the Russia investigation 10/22

Two members of the Russian activist band Pussy Riot were "disappeared" by Russian security forces in Crimea. 11/22

Norway worries it's ruining some winter sports by winning so much—so now it pays to train other countries' athletes. 12/22

If you also loved the dance number in Babylon Berlin, here’s a history of the real club where it would’ve taken place. 13/22

The new trend from Japan is learning how to do the splits in 30 days, thanks to “shake yoga." 14/22

In New York City, a new gym gives you electric shocks while you exercise. 15/22

Not exactly being supercar folks, we were surprised to enjoy this short video on how a Ferrari is constructed. 16/22

In America, an annual income of $105,000 is the "satiation point," when more money doesn't equal more happy. 17/22

HBO and John Oliver win a court battle with a coal executive who sued over being called a "geriatric Dr. Evil." 18/22

This makeup tutorial from Sailor J has nothing to do with makeup and a lot to do with rage. 19/22

An appreciation of Molly Hashimoto's new book for "National Park nerds," Colors of the West. 20/22

“Ecopoetry” is the genre where poems are not only environmental, but environmentalist. 21/22

A brief history of the peach as an erotic object, pre-Call Me By Your Name. 22/22

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